"...the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself." (The Stranger)

All LITTLE LEBOWSKI Urban Achievers are invited to the

1^st ANNUAL FOREST GROVE LEBOWSKI FEST

At: 534 Watercrest Rd. in the Grove

Date:  Saturday, June 18^th / Starts: Whenever / Ends: Whenever

Join us: 1) In Wishing Katy a Bon Voyage as she leaves for her summer in Europe and, 2) In Celebrating Jesse’s graduation from PSUSOSW (and his MSW)!

Rules:

1) Bring your own beverage (pizza & white Russians provided)

2) Nihilists warmly welcomed — an ethos will be provided.

         3) Marmots and other amphibious rodents must be leashed at all times.

         4) No rolling — it’s Shabbos!

         5) All guests must be housebroken.

         6) Certain things have come to light — learn what they are!

7) See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

NOTE:  All guests must RSVP and pass the FGCLLUA Qualifying Exam. 

Directions to the Grove